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Custom cushions for Missouri brick houses, porches and lake houses
Missouri gives a cushion two jobs a year: sweat through a muggy July on the porch, then wait out a January of frozen mornings. I build custom cushions in Missouri for both, and I say plainly which seat gets which cloth.
- Sun & UVStrong
- HumidityHumid
- WinterCold
- SettingInland
- Typical seatsPorch swing, glider, bay window seat
SaveThe quick answer
Custom cushions in Missouri should be split by seat: water-repellent, UV-resistant outdoor fabric for Ozarks porch swings and Lake of the Ozarks decks, and velvet or corduroy for window seats in St. Louis brick houses and Kansas City shirtwaists. The standard about 2.0 lb/ft³ (32 kg/m³) foam is not quick-dry, so porch and dock cushions come inside before storms and the first freeze.
Forty-six hot days, ninety-four frozen mornings
St. Louis averages 46 days a year at 90°F (32°C) or hotter and 94 mornings at 32°F (0°C) or below. Kansas City runs 38 hot days and 108 freezing ones. That's the Missouri test for any cushion: steam, then frost.
The air stays wet. St. Louis mornings average 81% humidity, and summers across the state have grown muggier since the mid-20th century. A porch cushion soaked by a thunderstorm won't dry overnight in that. The EPA's advice is to get wet materials dry within 24 to 48 hours, so stand the cushion on edge in the sun.
Then the storms. On April 10, 2001, hail up to 3 in (7.6 cm) across fell along the I-70 corridor, and damage around Kansas City and St. Louis topped $1 billion. When the sky goes green, carry the cushions in. The standard foam is firm and long-lived, but it isn't quick-dry, and there's no mesh drain bottom.
Red brick, shirtwaists and Ozarks porches
St. Louis is a brick town for a reason. After the fire of May 17, 1849 burned 430 buildings, a new code required stone or brick, and red clay lay right under the city. The result is block after block of brick houses with deep window reveals and bay fronts, made for a velvet window seat.
Kansas City has the shirtwaist: a Foursquare cousin with a brick or limestone first floor, wood or stucco above and a covered front porch, built mostly from the early 1900s into the 1920s in Hyde Park, Roanoke and Brookside.
In the Ozarks, a 1988 OzarksWatch essay put it plainly: "Front porches are practically universal." Lake of the Ozarks adds about 1,150 miles of mostly private shoreline, and with it decks, docks and lake-house benches.
- Porch swings and gliders: porch swing cushions.
- Bay and parlor window seats: window seat cushions.
- Deck loungers and dock benches: outdoor cushions.
Porch, parlor, dock: what I cut for each Missouri seat
| Seat | Fabric | Foam and thickness | Build notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ozarks porch swing or glider | Outdoor fabric: water-repellent, UV-resistant | 3-4 in (7.5-10 cm) | Ties at the back corners, asked for in writing |
| Brick-house bay or parlor window seat | Velvet or corduroy, indoors only | 3-4 in (7.5-10 cm) | Notch around casings; corduroy needs no piping |
| Lake deck lounger or dock bench | Outdoor fabric, self-piped edges | 3-4 in (7.5-10 cm) | Plain foam, never tufted; long runs split |
| Shirtwaist front-porch bench | Outdoor fabric; indoor fabric only under a solid roof | 3 in (7.5 cm) | Ties or a non-slip base; stored before the first freeze |
The swing back that came up 23 inches short
A buyer in the US ordered a seat pillow and a separate back pillow for a porch swing. The back arrived 23 in (58 cm) shorter than the seat, because the workshop had misread a line on the measurement diagram.
At first the shop pointed to the drawing the buyer had approved. Then it looked again and owned the mistake. The buyer kept the first pillow, and the back was remade free: 63 3/4 in (162 cm) long, 18 in (46 cm) deep and 3 in (7.5 cm) thick, stripes running top to bottom. It sits on top of the seat pillow, and it fit exactly. A seam is a promise, and so is a measurement.
Label every dimension on your drawing and say which way the stripes run. The porch swing sizes guide covers the rest.
Parlor colors that sit well against old brick
Red brick is a warm, busy backdrop, and it quarrels with bright white. For a St. Louis parlor I reach for burnt sienna, mushroom taupe or deep olive in velvet, or camel or navy corduroy that will take a family's elbows for years.
One buyer in the US ordered a notched window seat cushion, 87 in (221 cm) along the window and 18 in (46 cm) deep, 3 in (7.5 cm) thick, in taupe velvet with cream piping. The workshop drew the notches on its own diagram, and nothing was cut until the buyer said yes.
Corduroy has a nap. Lay every piece with the ribs running the same way, my friend, or two cushions from one bolt will look like two colors. The corduroy wale guide shows why.
What color does the brick outside your window seat turn at sunset?
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SaveThe Missouri cushion year
- March: check stored porch cushions for damp spots; dry anything damp within 24 to 48 hours.
- April to June: storm and hail season. Keep a clear corner inside the door for the swing and deck cushions.
- July and August: after a soaking, stand cushions on edge in the sun and unzip the covers to air.
- Lake weekends: rinse lake water off outdoor covers with fresh water; dry fully before stacking.
- October: wash covers at 86°F (30°C) on a gentle cycle, air-dry, and store cushions off concrete in something breathable before the first freeze.
Put velvet in the parlor and outdoor cloth on the porch. A cushion only fails when it's asked to live in the wrong room.
Harlan
Buyer questions: porch, parlor and lake questions
- A common question
Is there any fabric I can't use for a window seat or bench cushion?
The workshop's answerNo restrictions indoors: velvet, soft fabric, linen, stripes and the outdoor range can all be used, and families can be mixed, such as a linen body with velvet piping. The one practical note: velvet is indoor-only and not water-resistant, so choose the outdoor range for anything that may get damp.
- A common question
Can I have a tough outdoor fabric body with velvet piping, so it matches my parlor?
The workshop's answerIt can be made, but the workshop advises against mixing an outdoor and an indoor fabric on one cushion. If durability is the goal, it recommends an indoor fabric that stands up to heavy use instead.
- A common question
Is velvet a good choice with a dog, a cat and small kids, and can it be machine washed?
The workshop's answerYes. The velvet's tight weave resists snagging from claws, it spot-cleans easily, and the covers machine wash at 86°F (30°C). The workshop has recommended it over linen for a home with cats and small children.
- A common question
My new corduroy cover looks a shade off from the old one. Did the color change?
The workshop's answerThe workshop has bought that corduroy from the same mill for about three years. Corduroy has a pile, so it looks deeper from one angle and yellower from another, depending on the ribs and the light, and a well-used cover can look lighter.
- A common question
Can I get a velvet window seat cushion with matching bolsters, at least 4 inches thick?
The workshop's answerYes. Pick a color number from the velvet swatch card and order the set with seat, backrest and bolsters. The standard thickness is 4 in (10 cm), and every size can be customized.
Have it made
Have it made for your home — ask Harlan’s workshop
Old upholsterers will tell you the real cutting happens in the conversation, long before the shears come out. Tell the workshop what you sit on, and they will talk it through with you. — Harlan
Leave your details and the workshop will call you to confirm measurements, fabric, foam and piping. No prices, dates or payment on this page: it is a request, not an order.
Missouri cushion questions, answered plain
Do porch swing cushions in Missouri need to come inside for winter?
Yes, with standard foam. St. Louis averages 94 days a year at or below 32°F (0°C), and water left in foam freezes and thaws without drying. Store cushions dry, off concrete, in something breathable until spring.
What fabric suits a Lake of the Ozarks deck or dock?
UV-resistant, water-repellent outdoor fabric with self-piped edges, made as plain foam cushions, not tufted. Rinse lake water off with fresh water, stand wet cushions on edge, and bring them in when storms are forecast.
Is velvet practical for a window seat in an old St. Louis brick house?
Yes, indoors. The polyester velvet wipes clean and machine washes at 86°F (30°C). Mid-tones such as taupe, olive and burnt sienna sit well against red brick and hide daily wear better than pale cream.
How do I measure a shirtwaist bay window seat?
Measure the front edge, the back edge along the windows, each angled side, and the depth straight front to back. Send a drawing with every edge labeled; the workshop checks that the numbers close into a real shape before cutting.
Sit well. — Harlan
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